About Me

I was born the wealthy boy-king of a small Eurasian country. Sadly, one that no longer exists. But I haven't let it get me down. In fact, I almost prefer having to scrape and save to get by. It builds character. It just doesn't build mansions. Or buy cars.

But who needs cars?

Not me. Really. I don't own one. But someday I might. Though, as I said, I won't really need it. But I'll look cool driving it nonetheless. Unless it's a terrible car. In which case I won't look like anything while I'm driving it, since I'll be sitting low enough that no one could ever see me in the driver's seat. Which will have the added benefit of making it nearly impossible for me to be identified by eye-witnesses when, inevitably and tragically, due to my incumbered sight lines, I become responsible for a massive pedestrian "incident." All because of vanity.

The world should pray that I can someday afford a decent automobile. One that doesn't make me look like a goober.

Until then, I'll continue to produce, direct, write, score, and act in films and webseries.

ROBB